December 2011
46 posts
But they are perfect.
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight.
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
HI MY NAME IS OLLY NICE TO MEET YOU CAN I TELL YOU BABY
i miss my friend dan!
I don’t think there are really protagonists or...
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
when my sims sleep in the wrong bed
no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
I really enjoy Sex and the City, but...
Can they not just like, have normal relationships without there being any manipulation? I know it’s fiction, so each aspect of it needs to be exaggerated, but damn. Carrie, you’re one messed up chick.
I still love Charlotte though.
1280 years in the future
historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries
historian: to the left
take it back now y'all
one hop this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
slide to the right
slide to the left
cha cha real smooth
Apparently Bob Fossil owns a grocery store...
i hate.
