February 2012
109 posts
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Absolutely foaming at my uni. I have to get a work placement in my first year even though most universities do them in their second year. We only have to do one because to charge 3 grand they legally have to give us 24 teaching weeks which they don’t do, so they ‘extend’ our term with a placement which we find ourselves. I asked the lecturer in charge of the program the dates for...
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via eternallyinthetardis)
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
rightathome:
if you publicly brag that you smoke weed congratulations you have just increased your chances of me strongly disliking you by 100%
I definitely think that if these nurses let me get some sleep and I could snuggle that I would be well enough to leave by now.
“Open this Pitt up”
– Surgeon operating on Brad Pitt (via vilabela)
After this weekend I will never, ever be unkind or unfair to my boyfriend.
“Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much...”
i spend time on looking good impressing people i don’t like so they tell me they love me and that i’m pretty so i feel like i’m justified in thinking i’m better than them. uni social life is definitely not for me. i’m gonna watch fight club.
THE SCARS OF YOUR LOVE THEY LEAVE ME BREATHLESS
THE SCARS OF YOUR LOVE REMIND ME OF US THEY KEEP ME THINKING
IM OFF MY FACE BUT I HAVE AN IPHONE SO YOU CAN’T TELL ME YESSSS. Watching the Brits on my birthday with my daddio!
“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...”
– Unknown
me: I wonder if this song is about Russell Brand.
Katy Perry: SO YOU CAN KEEP THE DIAMOND RING!
....
me: Clears that right up.
Martyn sent me a link to the councillor’s web page lololol.
Because he thinks I’m disturbed. Cause I showed him my writing on the Columbine shootings. And said that I don’t think people should write if not doing so would drive them to madness or suicide or murder.
And then he told me my drive was ‘certainly something to be admired’ but did I know that...
“A short story is by definition an odder, more eccentric creature than a novel: a...”
– Stacy Schiff reviews Nathan Englander’s What We Talk About When We Talk About Anne Frank for The New York Times.
